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Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9243) - you deserved it (43071)

On 11/15/2012 at 9:54am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Just be thankful you didn't kill her!

#1 - On 11/15/2012 at 12:57pm by Nightwing98

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You really blew it on that one, OP.

Too swoon?

#3 - On 11/15/2012 at 12:58pm by Pleonasm

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