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Today, I was visiting family in Oregon. I did not know it was illegal to pump your own gas; the cops were involved. FML


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On 11/12/2012 at 1:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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"Sir we just need you to stop pumping your own gas."
"Why can't I pump my own gas?"
"Target isn't replying, shoot to kill!"

#4 - On 11/12/2012 at 10:19am by loserboii

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Seems odd to me that the worker would call the police before just letting you know. Unless they were passing by of course.

#2 - On 11/12/2012 at 10:17am by allie2590

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