Today, I delivered a pizza to a guy so high out of his mind that I had to let myself in and set it down on a table, because he'd forgotten how to walk, and was on the ground sobbing. FML
by anon / 11/10/2012 at 4:14pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
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#4 - On 11/10/2012 at 8:16pm by fancymega
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Chill with him, eat his pizza? ;) he won't remember it.
#3 - On 11/10/2012 at 8:16pm by AbstraktThoughts
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