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Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26747) - you deserved it (3127)

On 11/04/2012 at 4:16pm - misc - by i fking love docb - Virgin Islands, U.S.

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does she put the poop back in her butt after she wipes too?

#2 - On 11/04/2012 at 6:56pm by chickenwalrus

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Meh you get to kiss her it's your fLoss :)

#3 - On 11/04/2012 at 6:56pm by 1Brucie

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