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Today, I realized that I'm a terrible human being. For the first time in my life, I gave some change to a homeless guy, but only so he'd get out of my face long enough for me to watch two other bums beating the crap out of each other over a sandwich. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4901) - you deserved it (25947)

On 11/03/2012 at 8:37pm - misc - by justcomesnaturally (woman) - United States (Vermont)

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You are an asshole.

#2 - On 11/04/2012 at 12:36am by superswagbro

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Everybody was kungfu fighting~

#4 - On 11/04/2012 at 12:41am by Screwie

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