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Today, at archery practice, I jokingly said that I'd kiss the next person to get a bullseye. They all made a point of missing their targets, some even shooting their arrows way off to the side. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19137) - you deserved it (6527)

On 11/03/2012 at 8:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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You could play Katniss Everdeen if they ever make a movie out of "The Ugly Games."

#1 - On 11/04/2012 at 12:37am by perdix

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"Just kidding, the rules were that I'd kiss whoever missed! Now let's get intimate

#3 - On 11/04/2012 at 12:39am by Screwie

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