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Today, while in a pharmacy, I walked over to the shaving cream aisle. I picked up a can to smell it and unknowingly pushed the button, spraying an old guy in front of me. He freaked out and started telling everyone that the ceiling above him was leaking. FML


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On 10/29/2012 at 6:39pm - misc - by IndianAngel96 - United States (Texas)

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'Unknowingly' pushed the button? WHAT did you think was going to happen? Ha, poor old man - I have visions of you quietly setting down the shaving cream and joining in with his claims before promptly leaving the shop.

#3 - On 10/30/2012 at 3:47am by turkturkington

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The world is ending!

#1 - On 10/30/2012 at 3:44am by sacrosanct2

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