Miscellaneous: Today, I was complimented for having amazingly lifelike warts...

By mistickfae - 29/10/2012 18:42 - United States

Today, I was complimented for having amazingly lifelike warts as part of my witch costume, and was asked how I achieved the effect so well. I didn't have the heart to admit they were just my pimples under green makeup. FML

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By eamiller - 23/12/2014 20:41 - United States - Franklin

Today, I was complimented on my freckles. I don't actually have freckles, just a load of blackheads that won't go away. FML

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By iliveformystery - 31/10/2014 15:56 - United States - Oshkosh

Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed as a pirate. Someone complimented me on how convincing the fake teeth were that I had on for my costume. I wasn't wearing fake teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2018 20:30

Today, I was watching my 2-year-old sister in the bathtub. As she was splashing, she stopped, and pointed at the "owie" on my head. I told her it was okay, and that it was just a pimple. She said, "Wow, you have a lot of pimples!" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2013 02:16 - United States - Charlotte

Today, at a science-fiction convention, a woman came up to me and told me that my white face paint was a mess, my contacts looked cheap, and my costume was an all-round failure. I wasn't wearing a costume, I'm an albino. FML

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By collball22 - 22/08/2011 04:58 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 11:17 - United Kingdom - Hull

Today, multiple people admired my elaborate face paint. This happens every Halloween, at least every Halloween since I got badly burnt in a car accident. FML

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By nickname - 14/09/2009 09:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a birthday party and got my face rubbed in cake. When I came out of the restroom having washed my face, I noticed one of the girls going in. Just to be nice, I asked, "They put cake on your face too, did they?" She said no, that was just her make-up. FML

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By anaph0re - 01/02/2009 15:52 - France

Today, it was good fun getting this nice vampire make-up at my drama lesson. It would have been better if I hadn't forgotten my demake-up. Even better if I could have avoided those crazy glances in the bus home. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 04:53 - United States

Today, everyone commented on how realistic my "fat suit" was. I didn't dress up for Halloween. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2010 20:27 - United States

Today, my friends told me, "Don't worry about your bad acne. It kind of looks like the pattern the avatars have on their heads." FML

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stary1722 6

Monday 29 October 2012 23:40

At least acne is good for something!

TheFirstSamurai 18

Tuesday 30 October 2012 0:26

I really thought this FML, was going to end with "they were just real warts".

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domking1315 20

Monday 29 October 2012 23:40

At least they go well with your costume! Dont worry. It might fade with time.

ruabadfishtoo 0

Tuesday 30 October 2012 3:17

Pimples do go away but some leave scars and trust me those are worse than pimples as they can last years.

Poppipuff 14

Tuesday 30 October 2012 3:19

At least every comments here begin with 'at least'.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Tuesday 30 October 2012 4:02

32 you're right haha. I never noticed that.

emilyzeppo 3

Tuesday 30 October 2012 15:45

I like how you said "might" haha

stary1722 6

Monday 29 October 2012 23:40

At least acne is good for something!

perdix 29

Tuesday 30 October 2012 1:58

Birth control.

DoubleCross 9

Tuesday 30 October 2012 2:27

Too far perdix

iiTzNeeNerz 26

Tuesday 30 October 2012 2:47

Birth control pills aren't solely used for the prevention of pregnancy. It also helps women achieve a clear complexion. Read up on it.

EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

Tuesday 30 October 2012 3:23

Exactly why perdix commented; Birth control

yabbadabbadooyah 12

Tuesday 30 October 2012 6:47

He means the pimples themselves act as birth control

obnum 19

Monday 29 October 2012 23:41

At least they complimented you! ;)

TrippingOnAcid 29

Monday 29 October 2012 23:41

Ahahaha well at least it looked good

CharresBarkrey 15

Tuesday 30 October 2012 7:42

You combo broke the first four comments from all starting with "at least."

the_enigma1019 1

Monday 29 October 2012 23:41

At least they aren't burning you at the stake, a witches life is a hard one.

Posthuman 26

Tuesday 30 October 2012 3:25

"How do you know she's a witch?" "She turned me into a newt!" *looks at the man* "I got better!"

the_enigma1019 1

Tuesday 30 October 2012 3:28

Monty python is the bomb

LairaIsKindaCool 6

Monday 29 October 2012 23:41

Look on the bright side, every one gets breakouts , you got yours on a day that made you look cooler.

traveler_ghost 12

Monday 29 October 2012 23:56

just a little bit of oil, dirt and grease is all...

xGolfWangx 5

Tuesday 30 October 2012 0:01

**** Acne -_-t

Posthuman 26

Tuesday 30 October 2012 3:27

I'd rather **** a girl, thanks

TylerOMFG 7

Tuesday 30 October 2012 11:15

Too bad for you then huh, 35?

one_of_a_kind 5

Tuesday 30 October 2012 0:09

At least they don't know it is acne!

smartman136 8

Tuesday 30 October 2012 0:11

Im back bitches. Also ydi for not using stridex or other acne control products

rahulcool7 14

Tuesday 30 October 2012 0:24

They don't always work and most acne products take time to clear the acne.

MikeFoxtrot01594 11

Tuesday 30 October 2012 1:16

They didn't work for me. They just keep it from breaking out as much.

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 30 October 2012 1:58

10- Who are you exactly?

JJtJJ 13

Tuesday 30 October 2012 1:59

A troll. Welcome to the internet.

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 30 October 2012 2:20

^ Says the noob with just 4 comments.

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