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Today, I went out to a restaurant with a girl I have been dating. The only conversation was about how proud she was of her fart during work earlier, and how she managed to clear out a section of the office. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21523) - you deserved it (2964)

On 10/26/2012 at 3:23am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

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Maybe she wasn't interested so she tried to get you to dislike her?

#4 - On 10/26/2012 at 5:47am by beacbum7

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I'll have her instead then. There's nothing wrong with a down to earth girl that finds that funny.

#7 - On 10/26/2012 at 5:54am by Mr_Mole

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