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Today, I came home from college to find my favorite silk nightie that I had left behind being modeled by Bernie, the family dog. Nobody will admit to who put it on him. I don't know what's worse, that my family is a bunch of assholes, or that my nightie is big enough to fit a Saint Bernard. FML

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On 10/23/2012 at 2:05pm - misc - by nicedoggy (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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Maybe the dog just wanted to feel sexy

#1 - On 10/23/2012 at 6:02pm by windycityassasin

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Bernie is proud to fit into such a small size though.. I say they did a good deed boosting his confidence

#3 - On 10/23/2012 at 6:03pm by LiterOfCola

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