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Today, I saw my music teacher, who I considered one of my role-models, on TV. Too bad it was because she'd robbed a church. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21752) - you deserved it (1733)

On 10/22/2012 at 6:51pm - misc - by musicthief - United States (Pennsylvania)

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No no. You see, your teacher was called in to play music at the church. Once she finished, she was so great at playing, the crowd agreed she stole the whole show! A cop over heard and took it the wrong way.

#8 - On 10/23/2012 at 3:10am by NoorFML

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Well she won't be teaching you again very soon.

#1 - On 10/23/2012 at 3:04am by MrVanAwesome

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