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Today, I was getting out of the car when I saw a dark figure approaching me from behind a shed. I screamed and threw my bag. It also threw its bag, due to the fact that it was my shadow on the wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7482) - you deserved it (20772)

On 10/19/2012 at 12:06am - misc - by ktreens (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

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well look on the bright side, it's better than a mugger.

#1 - On 10/19/2012 at 6:05am by k_ninjaa

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We've all mistaken our shadows for something sinister.

#3 - On 10/19/2012 at 6:06am by Bekll

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