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Today, my mom decided to subtly bring up her desire for grandchildren. "You really need a girlfriend. I'm surprised you don't have a crippling case of Carpal Tunnel by now." FML


I agree, your life sucks (18526) - you deserved it (2720)

On 10/05/2012 at 1:59am - misc - by alittlepersonal (man) - United States (Ohio)

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The fact that she knows bothers you?

Hear this everyone: WE KNOW. We were all kids once, and we know what you do. As long as she isn't walking in on you while you're climbing the flagpole, you're fine.

#6 - On 10/05/2012 at 6:34am by DocBastard

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Don't worry man, masturbating is healthy and normal. But hey, you cant blame her. What mother doesn't want to be a grandmother!

#1 - On 10/05/2012 at 6:24am by joep1

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