Today, I was getting a bikini wax to prove to my husband that I could be sexy despite being five months pregnant. As the woman was applying the wax, she said, "You know, if I wanted to, I'm in the perfect spot to reach in and steal that baby." FML

by Anonymous / 10/02/2012 at 1:01am / United States / Miscellaneous

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  • Honestly, I think it was a decently clever off the top of her head kind of joke.

    #1 - On 10/02/2012 at 5:39am by Nordrag

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  • That's... Creepy

    #2 - On 10/02/2012 at 5:40am by DRMIKA

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