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Today, my dad forced me to take part in a pathetic act of revenge against our neighbors, who keep parking their 4x4 in front of our house. He made me stand watch while he kept trying to slash their tires. An hour later, we were waiting for my mom to bail us out of jail. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20410) - you deserved it (7581)

On 09/28/2012 at 6:21pm - misc - by GEE, THANKS DAD (woman) - United States

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He's just teaching you by showing you the wrong way.:)

#1 - On 09/28/2012 at 11:26pm by lilhellian

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Mama must have been so proud:)

#3 - On 09/28/2012 at 11:26pm by NashyzzleTheN

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