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Today, my ex dropped by to pick up a piece of art he'd left when I threw him out a month ago. While here, he visited the restroom. Tonight, my shampoo smelled like urine. And he called at 11pm to say he'd ''rubbed one out'' on my new boyfriend's toothbrush. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18180) - you deserved it (7060)

On 09/27/2012 at 7:37am - misc - by red (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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Have him arrested!

#1 - On 09/27/2012 at 9:59am by KBear3109

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Well revenge is a dish best served cold...

#2 - On 09/27/2012 at 9:59am by fleur_de_fevrier

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