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Today, while at the gym, a very large man walked over to me and said, "I like wearing all orange to the gym." Not wanting to be rude, I asked why. He looks me up and down and said, "It reminds me of prison." I think I'm going to be jumped. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22703) - you deserved it (1793)

On 09/26/2012 at 6:30am - misc - by dontrapeme - United States

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Don't drop the soap in the shower.

#1 - On 09/26/2012 at 10:05am by supportcommand

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Run, OP. Run fast.

#2 - On 09/26/2012 at 10:05am by walmartpaysme

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