Today, a stranger called me, saying I look hot in the bra I was wearing. When I hung up, thinking it was a joke, I opened the back door, and saw a man running away from my backyard. FML
by jitiizer / 09/19/2012 at 1:02pm / Netherlands (Friesland) / Miscellaneous
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Buy a gun. Dare him to fuck with you again.
#3 - On 09/19/2012 at 4:18pm by boating_guy
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Aw DAMN. That's creepy as heck.
#1 - On 09/19/2012 at 4:18pm by Fence
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