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Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. I said aloud, "Dang, that actor is hot." My grandma pointed out he was a spitting image of my cousin. I realized she was right, and that I may as well be attracted to my own cousin. FML

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On 09/15/2012 at 12:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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You can find someone attractive without being attracted to them. You may recognize your cousin is good looking doesn't mean you wanna jump his bones!

#2 - On 09/15/2012 at 8:59pm by luvbughug

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Apparently we are all cousins by about 100 generations.... So might want to check how far down the line he is...

#1 - On 09/15/2012 at 8:58pm by xlord

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