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Today, I was sitting at a bus stop reading a book when out of the corner of my eye I spotted a middle-aged lady in a leopard-skin coat stumble up to me. She stopped, belched twice, and unleashed a torrent of red wine colored vomit onto my bag. It was 8:45 am. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20645) - you deserved it (1106)

On 09/11/2012 at 9:32am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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What the fuck is wrong with people these days, sorry for that OP.

#1 - On 09/11/2012 at 12:51pm by Argumental_Rhino

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Oh God. She found out about "YOLO"..

#11 - On 09/11/2012 at 12:59pm by RagingWill

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