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Today, after having recently moved into shared accommodations, my prankster of a room-mate has somehow made sure I've yet again woken up with a tampon in my mouth. It's been three times in the past week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19238) - you deserved it (1845)

On 08/22/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by idontbleedfromthere (woman) - United States (California)

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Your name is hilarious.

#1 - On 08/23/2012 at 3:22am by JustKittyKat

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Imagine if you choked on it in your sleep and died...The police report would be something to see.

#4 - On 08/23/2012 at 3:24am by IOmnomHard

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