Today, my boyfriend, who lives 100 miles away and whom I haven't seen in 2 months, told me he was visiting my city with some friends. I assumed this was an opening to an invitation, but no, he just asked me about the best places to get drunk. FML

by blink_kid / 08/10/2012 at 8:57am / United Kingdom (West Lothian) / Miscellaneous

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  • Give him the addresses to all the most popular gay strip bars. That should make his night.

    #6 - On 08/10/2012 at 12:53pm by Desfar

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  • I'm sure he really does care about you.
    He just has to be drunk first.

    #3 - On 08/10/2012 at 12:52pm by ebonyirony

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