Today, whilst on a cycling holiday, in a somewhat hungover state, I accidentally chained my bike to the back of someone else's caravan. As I walked away, I heard a loud scraping noise. I turned around and watched my bike get dragged down a long gravel road and through a pile of horse shit. FML

by maybenot / 08/06/2012 at 7:25pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous

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  • Don't just chain your bike to random shit.

    #7 - On 08/07/2012 at 3:34am by StanSmith

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  • Ah, you were hoodwinked by the pros, OP. It's a classic hillbilly manoeuvre. Dress up your caravan to make it look like someone else's, wait until he chains his bike to the back of it, and drive off into the sunset to reap the spoils of your successful heist. And hey, they even scored some free shit to top it all off.

    There'll sure be celebratin' at the ranch tonight, yee haw!

    #13 - On 08/07/2012 at 4:08am by Baustigt

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