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Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML


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On 08/06/2012 at 1:57pm - misc - by 44magnumtime (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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I'm guessing they won't be getting a 'welcome to the neighborhood' muffin basket then...?

#3 - On 08/06/2012 at 8:02pm by pcentral

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Have them towed. :)

#8 - On 08/06/2012 at 8:11pm by disney_blonde

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