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Today, I realised a second too late why trying to hack a popcorn kernel out from between your teeth with a steak knife is really a bad idea. FML


I agree, your life sucks (5984) - you deserved it (46051)

On 07/22/2012 at 6:45pm - misc - by fmyarse (man) - United Kingdom (Perth and Kinross)

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Why on earth didn't you use floss?

#1 - On 07/22/2012 at 8:24pm by iipinkette

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Why did you think it was a good idea in the first place? o_o

#4 - On 07/22/2012 at 8:26pm by Bluemonster3

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