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Today, my sister and I had a huge fight because I flushed the toilet while she was taking a bath. The faucet for the bath was not running, but she insisted that she felt the water in the tub turn "scalding hot." She won't listen when I try to explain to her that it doesn't work like that. FML


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On 07/22/2012 at 2:54am - misc - by Raaaaage - United States (California)

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If the water turned hot because she peed in it, she should probably see a doctor for a urinary tract infection. Obviously.

#4 - On 07/22/2012 at 10:05am by DocBastard

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It seems to me that so many people don't know 'how things work' that we're all in trouble.

#11 - On 07/22/2012 at 10:10am by gring40

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