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Today, my five year old daughter came up to me and asked, "Mom, why are we so poor?" I replied, in a sweet motherly tone "Honey, we're not poor." She then asked, "Then why do you dress like we are poor?" FML


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On 05/16/2009 at 10:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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What kind of friends does this girl have?

#1 - On 05/17/2009 at 3:48am by turtlellama

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ouch, she's starting off early. i only started questioning if we were poor when i was 15. and we are, but really it doesn't matter. show your kid there are better things in life than money.

#4 - On 05/17/2009 at 3:52am by thattickles

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