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Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31136) - you deserved it (3459)

On 07/17/2012 at 2:09am - misc - by theuglyfriend (woman) - United States (California)

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You don't need a guy who works at a coffee shop anyway. You probably deserve better.

#2 - On 07/17/2012 at 6:02am by iliketomoveit123

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You gotta stop comparing yourself to your friend or you'll never be happy.

#4 - On 07/17/2012 at 6:05am by linstar

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