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Today, my boyfriend came to a family barbecue. I guess my dad heard him talking about the "fun" we'd be having later, because over the following two hours, he tripped my boyfriend up on concrete, threw a beer can at him, and sprayed him full-force with a water hose. All "accidentally" of course. FML

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On 07/06/2012 at 5:30pm - misc - by :$ (woman) - United States

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most dad's are overprotective OP, I have a feeling my dad would do the same thing -_-

#1 - On 07/06/2012 at 11:01pm by DomesticAngel

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Well, accidents happen.

#3 - On 07/06/2012 at 11:02pm by icyfire617

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