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Today, I got a cramp while swimming. It took the lifeguard 5 minutes to stop flirting with a girl before trying to help me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23978) - you deserved it (3103)

On 06/26/2012 at 11:08am - misc - by EdgardoP - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Why are you trying to cramp his style?
Okay, that was terrible.. Sorry for making you guys read that

#1 - On 06/26/2012 at 12:53pm by tmaq973

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Report him. His job is to help those in need not flirt.

#2 - On 06/26/2012 at 12:54pm by tkay94

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