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Today, a cop turned his lights and siren on to pull me over. I pulled into a parking lot and got a ticket. It wasn't until the cop pulled away that I realized that I'd pulled into, and interrupted, an on-going funeral visitation. FML


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On 06/25/2012 at 11:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

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Not your fault op. Who pays attention to where they park when a cop pulls them over?

All you'd be doing is praying you don't get a ticket.

#1 - On 06/26/2012 at 2:59am by cookeemonster

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It's not your fault OP, when a cop tells you to stop, you stop.

#4 - On 06/26/2012 at 3:02am by BoredomCentral

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