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Man or woman?

Today, I was out to coffee with an extremely attractive friend. A crazy man came up to the window we were facing. He took one look at her, then turned to me with a big, congratulatory smile, flashing me a thumbs-up. Then he turned to her, frowned disappointedly and gave a thumbs-down. FML


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On 06/14/2012 at 4:11am - misc - by offended (man) - United States (New York)

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Just your friendly neighborhood hobo. But honestly what an asshole to give her the thumbs down, I'm sure you're a pretty decent bloke op. FYL.

#4 - On 06/14/2012 at 9:41am by auzz1_pride

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Haha I wonder if she listened to his advice

#2 - On 06/14/2012 at 9:40am by rutgersfan23

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