Today, it was my first time meeting my fiancé's parents. My future mother-in-law had cooked steak, hearing it was my favourite food. I somehow managed to bite my tongue, and then blurt out "F*ck!" just after she asked me how it was. FML

by perfectman / 06/12/2012 at 6:34am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

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  • Don't feel bad everyone has done something like that at some point or other in their life

    #1 - On 06/12/2012 at 9:43am by UnionsSuck

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  • In a situation like this it is always best to continue speaking (and not hold your tongue, as the saying goes.

    e.g.
    Mum in law " How is it"
    OP "Fuck *slight pause* ...ing awesome!!! My taste buds just ejaculated all over my tongue"

    OK, you can leave the second line out when talking to the inlaws, but you get the picture, right? Practice will perfect the skill.

    FYL

    #12 - On 06/12/2012 at 9:48am by darwinism

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