Today, I told my mom I was finally going on a diet. She let me know how proud she is of me fighting temptation, by making my favorite cookies and dinner. FML
by Anonymous / 06/06/2012 at 12:25pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
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Maybe it's so you can enjoy your favorite meal one last time before your hat work begins? Good luck dieting!
#1 - On 06/06/2012 at 4:21pm by nanny1010
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She's like the evil witch from Hansel and Gretel. She's trying to fatten you up. Stay away from any large ovens or furnaces.
#2 - On 06/06/2012 at 4:21pm by stormer461
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