Today, I was at the mall with my girlfriend's family. Her 7 year old brother told me he was feeling sad, so I tried to give him a pat on the back, but it turns out he had a bruise there. He yelled out "don't touch me there!" In the middle of the mall. Now her parents think I'm a pedophile. FML

by notacreep / 05/16/2009 at 4:39am / United States (West Virginia) / Miscellaneous

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  • This is exactly the reason the world is a sick place. Lay one finger on a kid, insta-pedostamp.

    #2 - On 05/16/2009 at 6:11am by shiie

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  • Haha .. that's excellent.. i love the world

    #1 - On 05/16/2009 at 6:10am by hypothetically

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