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Today, after my old downstairs neighbor, who would come upstairs to bang on my door and yell at me every time she heard a sound from me at all times of the day, had finally moved out, it became clear that my new downstairs neighbor gets drunk and yells at the TV in the early hours of the morning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17276) - you deserved it (1840)

On 05/24/2012 at 8:59am - misc - by howsthisforaname (woman) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull, City of)

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That's unfortunate. But hey at least you'll have a fun drinking buddy.

#1 - On 05/24/2012 at 12:47pm by KeannaLove

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From:
*sneeze*
"Quiet, whipper snapper!"

To:
"NO, MAURY!
HE ISN'T THE FATHER!
YOURE WRONG!
*sobbing*
You're wrong..."

#31 - On 05/24/2012 at 1:13pm by SqueakyChipmunk

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