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That is so awful... but really hilarious. Definitely something that would have happened to me. I don't have a text messaging plan either, and yet people text me alllllll the time. I usually have to pay $5-10 extra a month for stuff I can't control.

#2 - On 02/10/2009 at 5:47am by Amkii

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Write your former employer an invoice for $0.25.

When the accounting department receives it, they'll have to figure out whether to pay it. They will ask various people what it's about, generating discussion around the office. Your former boss may very well have to get a signature from his boss or some other higher-up person in order to have the invoice paid. Which means HIS boss will ask him why the hell he fired someone via text message.

#10 - On 02/10/2009 at 9:55am by adrianmonk

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