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Today, I was pulling my trolley luggage at the airport when I passed 2 cute girls smiling at me. Thinking I looked real cool, I kept on walking without paying heed to anything else. Then my brother shouted asking me what was I doing, only to realise that the handle had come off a few metres back. FML


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On 05/15/2009 at 12:41am - misc - by NotSoCool (man) - Singapore

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"Today I was pulling my trolley luggage... ...Thinking i looked real cool"

There my friend was your first problem...

#6 - On 05/15/2009 at 10:15am by sparda4355

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Oh my god, that's funny.
This could be used for like.. a briefcase commercial.

#3 - On 05/15/2009 at 10:10am by WickedAwsum

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