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Today, my parents left for work before I had to leave for school and I decided to skip. I stayed by the phone, expecting the school to call so I could pose as my parent and excuse my absence. The phone rings and I pick up. It's my Mom, calling to leave my dad a message on the machine. FML


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On 03/03/2009 at 11:49am - misc - by noway6000 - United States (Virginia)

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If you're going to skip, at least do it right. You should have called school and acted like your mom and told them you weren't coming in. And you should have screened phone calls. Your fault.

#2 - On 03/03/2009 at 5:24pm by LittleMissMack

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When I was in grade school, they'd never bother to call until AFTER school had ended...

#1 - On 03/03/2009 at 5:19pm by Cloudy

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