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Today, I tried to be kind to animals and get my dad to buy cage-free eggs. When I told him it was dollar more, he started yelling and making a scene in the middle of the store, saying that chickens are ugly and they deserve to suffer. FML

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On 04/14/2012 at 11:46pm - misc - by ilovechickens - United States

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Well if you're so concerned about it buy them yourself...not to sound harsh but your dad obviously isn't on board

#3 - On 04/15/2012 at 2:31am by WCARlover

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Chickens are not ugly! They are cute.

#7 - On 04/15/2012 at 2:33am by unicornfairy

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