By Anonymous - 13/04/2012 09:43 - Canada

Today, I went to pick a penny off of the ground for good luck. Someone kneed me in the butt, I fell face first and broke my glasses. FML
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scenechic 5

Happy Friday Thee 13th.

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owlfeatures 8

Don't worry I'm really unlucky too... Happens to everyone! :)

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marmlr339 14

A similar thing happened to me. I found $50 on the floor at a nightclub. I picked it up, and as I was getting up someone walked into me, causing me to drop my phone and shattering the screen... Which cost $120

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Daederoth 10

No, no it doesn't happen to everyone. Most people would assess the situation and determine that when there are people walking behind you, you don't stop to pick up a penny.

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owlfeatures 8

I'm just saying that it happens to a lot of people and a lot of shit happens to me... :/

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therealslim 15

Well 28, you don't represent 'a lot of people'. Unless you're hella fat, and your weight counts for 'a lot of pwople'

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X_Codes 11

@28: You can actually, mathematically show that the time it takes to pick up a penny is not worth 1 cent.

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murdersquirrel 15

She's just saying she's unlucky in general. Calm down, people.

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Clozzie 0

Today i actually saw a penny on the floor but decided not to pick it up AND i wear glasses.

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Insane_Tea 15

To OP's dismay they unfortunately they fell head first into the pavement.

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Insane_Tea 15

I apologize for the improper grammatical structure of my comment. I didn't know I was stating my PhD thesis.

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2oc 5

It wasn't the grammar your comment just sucked.

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scenechic 5

Happy Friday Thee 13th.

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therealslim 15

At least your penny can contribute to buying some new glasses!

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LaughinStock 16

I was going to go cut the lawn but I don't know anymore, I could get something cut off. :-/

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thejewishfuhrer 17

Happy Friday thee 13th to you too!

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kshafer08 7

I would have Got up and punched them in the throat...

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ICATiger 13

It's like dropping the soap in prison. Just not in prison....

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iseyixes 18

Better to break your glasses instead of your nose or teeth. Silver lining?

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DocBastard 38

How did it make you feel? A penny for your thoughts. I'd recommend picking yourself up, dusting yourself off, and laughing about the whole thing. But that's just my two cents.

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0die 0

A penny for your thoughts, but a dollar for your insights. Oh, a fortune for your disaster.

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wlddog 14

A penny isn't worth picking up.

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kamikrazy 6

I pick up pennies off the floor because the word "God" is on it.

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loserman67 35

#30 -- actually a penny is worth picking up. I pick up any and all coins I see on the ground, put them in a jar at home and every year, the week before Christmas I cash them in. Last year I got $116 bucks, most of it in pennies. So, it's worth it!

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myopinioncounts 3

maybe thats why the last person dropped the penny

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SkoomaKi 27

You must of picked the penny tales up, that's bad luck.

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murdersquirrel 15

Yeah, because the penny tales aren't very exciting. :P

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