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Today, I learned that an inspired gardening spree is not as fulfilling as some would have us believe. One punctured hand, cactussed foot and bruised ankle later, I'm beginning to regret waking up this morning and thinking, "What the hell, I'll nuke the shit out of some weeds." FML

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Fuck yeah! Gardening inspires the shit out of me! That happens all the time. I wake up like, "Fuck you, aphids! I'm coming for you. Do you hear that, weeds? That's the sound of me coming after your sorry asses! I'm gonna pull you so fucking hard."

And then I realise that I don't have a garden and I get all sad and stuff. True story.

#14 - On 03/28/2012 at 10:06am by DocBastard

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Hey, at least you tried to tackle the job! Take a break and start back up later :)

#1 - On 03/28/2012 at 9:58am by madelinebriana

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