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Today, I ordered a graduation cake from a woman at the grocery store. She asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I said "Congratulations Annie". Then she asked me who was ordering and I said "Annie". I had to order my own cake. The woman was silent. FML


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On 05/14/2009 at 2:09pm - misc - by Annebelle (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Aw, you had to order your own graduation cake? That really sucks :(
But as long as it tasted good, that's all that matters, right? :P
You could've said it was for a friend with the same name to shut her up, though it doesn't really matter what she thinks. Congrats on graduating anyway :)

#2 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:04pm by purple5

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:( aww, congrats though!

#4 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:05pm by above_the_birds

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