Today, it's my birthday. I have gotten three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office singing me a happy birthday. FML

by Anonymous / 05/14/2009 at 1:43pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

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  • best friend ...? yeah right.
    punch her in the mouth, that whore.
    happy birthday!

    #2 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:04pm by xyzstephzyx

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  • At least you have a cool dentist

    #4 - On 05/14/2009 at 5:04pm by Aetius

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