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Today, I went downstairs to grab a snack and a glass of Silk (you know, the soymilk). When I get back to my room, I go to throw the snack on my bed to shut the door, but I tossed with the wrong hand. FML


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On 01/20/2009 at 4:06pm - misc - by crystalwho - United States (Pennsylvania)

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I've done that.. But I was holding a kitten, and a box of crackers (or cookies or something?) and accidentally tossed the poor kitten onto a pillow on the floor instead of the snacks. She wouldn't come near me for a full hour, and she'd been napping in my lap for several days. :/

#2 - On 02/09/2009 at 3:48pm by cndrow

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I did that once, kind of.
I had just finished a glass of orange juice and, like I always do, I threw the cup in the sink from the other end of the kitchen, I didn't relize till it was to late that it wasn't a plastic cup it was glass.

#12 - On 03/03/2009 at 11:56pm by NoPsych

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