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Today, I was preparing dinner for my in-laws for the first time. Nervous, I accidentally spilled the pasta into the sink. With nothing else to prepare, I quickly scooped it all back out. No-one would have been any the wiser, if the kitchen sponge hadn't shown up in the middle of the meal. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11362) - you deserved it (37609) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/23/2012 at 5:01pm - misc - by Laviolette - France

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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Can I just say how unsanitary that really is? Ew.

#2 - On 02/23/2012 at 7:16pm by bella_coza

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Dip it in sauce and call it a meatball?

#1 - On 02/23/2012 at 7:16pm by kelissa

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