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Today, we were running late for school so my mum shouted at me to hurry up and get in the car. I put my school bags in the boot of the car and my mum drove off. It wasn't until she got to my school and told me to get out that she realised I wasn't there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50115) - you deserved it (3449)

On 05/13/2009 at 8:36am - misc - by albert (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

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parent fail...

#1 - On 05/13/2009 at 2:05pm by blueworld

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Your mom owes you one there buddy. And it starts by not having to go to school that day.

#6 - On 05/13/2009 at 2:14pm by genius_man16

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