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Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML

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On 02/03/2012 at 3:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

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Your dad is a bit of an asshole, isn't he?

#1 - On 02/03/2012 at 10:01am by Aedus

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Those rats were obviously pets because of their harnesses. I have never seen a sewer rat or any other kind wearing a harness. Very rude of your dad.

#5 - On 02/03/2012 at 10:04am by So2011

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