Today, I tried to open a can with a potato peeler. For a minute I forgot what a can opener looked like. FML
by maryfaithh / 01/27/2012 at 11:30am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
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#1 - On 01/27/2012 at 12:46pm by that1guyyy
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You dumbass! The potato peeler is for mixing things, and the can opener is for slicing pizza. You're supposed to use the microwave to open cans. Everyone knows that.
#5 - On 01/27/2012 at 12:48pm by DocBastard
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