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Today, a kid from school came to my house. He asked my dad if I was at home, because we were "planning a bit of the old, you know..." and made an obscene gesture. Now I'm grounded for a month, and no matter what I say, my dad won't believe that I've never even spoken to the kid before. FML
Go to his house and tell his mom you're pregnant with his child.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 3 July 2015